Portfolio Update Notification
Portfolio Update! Your portfolio is down -89.36% in 30 days! You should probably kill yourself. Broke ass nigga.
A smartphone notification announces a catastrophic portfolio loss and insults the recipient with an exaggeratedly bleak message. The joke is the absurdly harsh reaction to losing money, making it useful as a dark, self-deprecating reaction to financial failure or bad investments.
smartphone notification / уведомление на смартфонеportfolio alert / уведомление о портфелеblue app icon / синяя иконка приложенияnotification banner / баннер уведомленияdark green background / тёмно-зелёный фонwhite text / белый текстpercentage loss / процентная потеряstock portfolio / инвестиционный портфель
- @gentoomemes / 16226 2025-02-25
- Type
- image
- Size
- 625×307 · 25.8 KiB
- Mood
- darkly humorous
- Language
- en
- Added