Minimal Product Table Schema

CREATE TABLE product { id SERIAL PRIMARY KEY, data JSONB DEFAULT '{}', }

A syntax-highlighted SQL-style schema creates a product table with an auto-incrementing ID and a JSONB data field that defaults to an empty object. The joke is the deliberately minimal, flexible database design, useful as a reaction from developers discussing schemas or product data models.

• @gentoomemes / 16144 2025-02-21