Assembly and Bash Compiler Flex

I don't use C. I literally use assembly and one simple command in my shell history to invoke an assembler and get the binary executable. Keep thinking you need C or a compiler. Languages Assembly 100.0% I don't use Makefiles. I build my C projects with C. I literally use C code as Bash script to run the C compiler. Keep thinking you need CMake or Package Managers. Languages C 100.0%

A Twitter thread shows two programmers boasting that they avoid conventional development tools: one writes assembly directly, while the other uses C code as a Bash script instead of Makefiles and package managers. The joke is that both are technically using the language or tools they claim not to need, creating an absurdly contrarian programming flex. EN: A Twitter thread shows two programmers boasting that they avoid conventional development tools: one writes assembly directly, while the other uses C code as a Bash script instead of Makefiles and package managers. The joke is that both are technically using the language or tools they claim not to need, creating an absurdly contrarian programming flex.

• @gentoomemes / 15988 2025-02-13