Serverless Apps Are Sluggish

No wonder serverless apps are so fucking sluggish. near 1 second query times is not something to gloat about, Bryan. what a difference a couple days make. looking forward to having your code oss. Neon DB Query Time Prisma Postgres E2E Latency Location US-west-1 US-east-1 CA-central-1 SA-east-1 EU-central-1 EU-west-2 EU-north-1 EU-south-1 AF-south-1 AP-southeast-1 AP-northeast-1 AP-east-1 AP-southeast-2

A screenshot of an English social media exchange mocks serverless database performance. One post complains that serverless apps are sluggish, while a reply celebrates nearly one-second query times; the quoted comparison shows much lower latency from Prisma Postgres than Neon, making the boast look ridiculous. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to slow software, exaggerated performance claims, or premature bragging. EN: A screenshot of an English social media exchange mocks serverless database performance. One post complains that serverless apps are sluggish, while a reply celebrates nearly one-second query times; the quoted comparison shows much lower latency from Prisma Postgres than Neon, making the boast look ridiculous. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to slow software, exaggerated performance claims, or premature bragging.

• @gentoomemes / 15966 2025-02-12