Everything Is Priced In

Everything is priced in. Shitpost Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscient market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.

This is a long-form shitpost presenting the financial market as an omniscient force that has already anticipated and incorporated every possible event into prices. It humorously applies the idea of “priced in” to increasingly absurd examples, including human-meat burgers, personal life choices, consciousness, free will, and even the heat death of the universe. The meme is sent as a reaction to someone asking whether a stock catalyst has already been priced in, especially in WallStreetBets-style discussions. EN: This is a long-form shitpost presenting the financial market as an omniscient force that has already anticipated and incorporated every possible event into prices. It humorously applies the idea of “priced in” to increasingly absurd examples, including human-meat burgers, personal life choices, consciousness, free will, and even the heat death of the universe. The meme is sent as a reaction to someone asking whether a stock catalyst has already been priced in, especially in WallStreetBets-style discussions.

• @gentoomemes / 15907 2025-02-09