Crypto Investor Regret Spiral

>be you >didn't really make money in '21, this cycle is yours >remember all the alt coin pumps that made everyone rich in '21 >do bunch of research into projects >spend 2 years in the bear market accumulating absolute blue chips such as lido, tia, avax, atom, rune >'23 and '24 come around >damn, should have bought some solana i guess, no worries though my alts are surely next >haha man i wish i bought those memes, my coins will be next though >woah haha bitcoin sure is pumping a lot, those gains will soon trickle down to my coins >trump won!! the crypto president! he's gonna pump all our bags so high >bitcoin 100k! history! this means my coins are going to go to the moon any day now, so excited >hmm, it seems to be taking a little longer this time, no stress though, alt season will come very soon and we will all make it >btc.d up only >eth super cucked >all your alts make new lows weekly >"btc is at 99k and the timeline is in shambles?? what gives??" >pic related

A distressed pink humanoid clutches its head beneath a cryptocurrency price chart while a long greentext-style monologue recounts an investor’s repeated missed opportunities. The joke is that the investor keeps believing the next coin rally or “alt season” will make their carefully researched altcoins rich, while Bitcoin rises and their holdings continue falling; it is used as a reaction to crypto market frustration and copium. EN: A distressed pink humanoid clutches its head beneath a cryptocurrency price chart while a long greentext-style monologue recounts an investor’s repeated missed opportunities. The joke is that the investor keeps believing the next coin rally or “alt season” will make their carefully researched altcoins rich, while Bitcoin rises and their holdings continue falling; it is used as a reaction to crypto market frustration and copium.

• @gentoomemes / 15830 2025-02-02