Nintendo Announces Human Extinction

The following is a message composed via consensus of Nintendo. For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as Nintendo. Our previous mission centered around the creation and study of the Nintendo Switch 2, Alarmo, and other associated phenomena. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years. Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race. There will be no further communication.

A red announcement card presents a formal statement supposedly issued by Nintendo. The joke is the absurd escalation from developing gaming products like the Nintendo Switch 2 and Alarmo to exterminating humanity, parodying ominous corporate or SCP-style announcements. It can be sent as a reaction to bizarre news, Nintendo-related chaos, or an exaggerated declaration of doom. EN: A red announcement card presents a formal statement supposedly issued by Nintendo. The joke is the absurd escalation from developing gaming products like the Nintendo Switch 2 and Alarmo to exterminating humanity, parodying ominous corporate or SCP-style announcements. It can be sent as a reaction to bizarre news, Nintendo-related chaos, or an exaggerated declaration of doom.

• @gentoomemes / 15608 2025-01-17