Compiling Linux in My Asshole

Compiling linux in my ass I think we have finally reached the point with SBCs and batteries where it would be possible to compile the linux kernel on a computer that is fully fit into my asshole, without the need for any external wiring. I believe one of the higher powered devices in the raspberry pi zero footprint has the best potential, there are several available with reasonably speed 4 core arm processors. Obviously a small lipo pack would have a huge size advantage over an 18650 but it will require testing to see if i can find one with enough energy to finish the full kernel compile. My current plan is to press the scb outside of my asshole, then insert the computer and use ssh over wifi to issue the commands to start compilation. I will also need to design and 3d print a properly shaped case for the project.

A forum screenshot shows a post about building a tiny Raspberry Pi Zero-sized computer with batteries and inserting it into the poster’s anus to compile the Linux kernel wirelessly. The joke is the absurdly elaborate and technically serious plan for an extremely impractical form factor, making it a deliberately shocking engineering meme. EN: A forum screenshot shows a post about building a tiny Raspberry Pi Zero-sized computer with batteries and inserting it into the poster’s anus to compile the Linux kernel wirelessly. The joke is the absurdly elaborate and technically serious plan for an extremely impractical form factor, making it a deliberately shocking engineering meme.

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