My threat level is very high

#1, No. 103591416 4 hours ago Screenshot_20241102_203942 JPG 1440x1013 255.1 kB Starbook or ThinkpadX1 carbon for QubesOs? My threat lvl is very high mind you 2 replies #2, No. 103591424 4 hours ago Buy a thinpad x230 and install heads. Write protect the flash chip. Put nail polish on the screws and take high resolution pictures to ensure signs of tampering. Do NOT use a HDD or SSD. They have DMA so a malicious firmware could do a lot of damage, use of USB is preferred since they do not have DMA. Completely remove the microphone, sound card, webcam and the WWAN card from the laptop. Remove the fan to prevent binary acoustic data transmission. Replace the default wifi card with a supported atheros card. Disable wifi when not in use, preferably by physically removing the card. Make your own independent Linux distro from scratch. Most Linux distros value convenience over security and will thus never have good security. Your only option is to make your own. Use musl instead of glibc, Libressl instead of openssl, s/init instead of systemd, okshi instead of bash, toybox instead of gnu coreutils to reduce attack surface. Enable as little kernel modules as possible. Use a hardened memory allocator. Apply strong SELinux and sandboxing policies. Restrict the root account heavily to make sure it never gets compromised. Remove JavaScript and CSS in your browser. Block all FAMAGAN domains in your hosts file. Monitor all network requests. Do not use a phone. Never speak near anyone who owns a phone, they are always listening. Never use any non-corebooted technology made after 2006. Never leave your devices unattended. Tape triple layer aluminum foil all around your room as tempest shielding. Type really quietly as defense against audio keylogging. Use ecc ram to minimize rowhammer and rambleed. Encrypt everything multiple times with various different encryption implementations. Compile everything from source. Use hardened compilation flags. Always read through the source before installing something if possible. Only use the internet when absolutely necessary.

На изображении показан фрагмент форума: пользователь спрашивает, что выбрать для очень высокого уровня угроз, а другой отвечает абсурдно подробной инструкцией по превращению ноутбука в полностью изолированную сверхзащищённую систему. Шутка в гиперболизированной паранойе и эскалации мер безопасности — от удаления микрофона и вентилятора до фольги на стенах и тихого набора текста. Мем отправляют в ответ на чрезмерную осторожность, кибербезопасность и параноидальные рекомендации. EN: The image shows a forum excerpt: one user asks what to choose for a very high threat level, and another replies with an absurdly detailed guide to turning a laptop into a completely isolated, ultra-secure system. The joke is the exaggerated paranoia and escalating security measures, from removing the microphone and fan to putting foil on the walls and typing quietly. This meme is used in response to excessive caution, cybersecurity discussions, and paranoid advice.

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