Writing Your Game in Assembly

Text on the meme

Game not giving you enough FPS? try writing it it in Assembly No team No libraries no engine Just 500,000 lines of code Surely you will not regret writing your game in assembly.

What it means

A chaotic amusement park from RollerCoaster Tycoon is overlaid with captions joking that writing a game in Assembly will solve low FPS, despite requiring no team, libraries, or engine and demanding 500,000 lines of code. The punchline is sarcastic: Assembly may offer performance, but the absurd development effort makes it a terrible practical solution. EN: A chaotic amusement park from RollerCoaster Tycoon is overlaid with captions joking that writing a game in Assembly will solve low FPS, despite requiring no team, libraries, or engine and demanding 500,000 lines of code. The punchline is sarcastic: Assembly may offer performance, but the absurd development effort makes it a terrible practical solution.

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amusement park / парк аттракционов roller coaster / американские горки wooden roller coaster / деревянные американские горки steel roller coaster / стальные американские горки park guests / посетители парка game interface / интерфейс игры trees / деревья grass / трава buildings / здания food stall / киоск с едой trash cans / мусорные урны paths / дорожки Assembly code / код на ассемблере engine photograph / фотография двигателя large white caption text / крупный белый текст