The 526-Gram Piss Debate

pisscel reporting in >just weighed my piss. 526 grams. >>84006526 I feel like you're measuring things wrongly. It'd be more sensible to measure your piss's volume instead of weight. Weight would be a measurement more applicable to something solid but not uniform, like shit. But whatever. Hef fun with it i guess Can't believe I share a board with retards, the volume is the same as the mass since water has a density of 1 and pee is basically water with very slightly more density, basically nonexistent. This means that he peed 526 mL which is 17.8 ounces. Very impressive OP, the average piss is 250 mL so you're more than double. >>84006803 This just isn't true. Op, don't listen to this guy. He's messing with your mind. >>84006945 Don't confuse OP you pisscel. I bet you pee like 100 mL like a little girl. Your piss doesn't even make the water in the bowl splash at all.

An anonymous imageboard thread shows a cartoon frog in a blue outfit claiming to have weighed 526 grams of urine. The replies argue humorously about whether urine should be measured by mass or volume, compare it with average urination, and insult the original poster. The joke is the absurdly serious debate over an embarrassing and trivial bodily function, making it useful as an absurd reaction meme about overanalyzing nonsense.

• @eternalclassic / 84009 2026-02-26