My Timeline Is Cooked

My tl cooked Fuck You Bitch More like Jeff the Idiot grass was mid today I may vehemently hate children, but I would never use A.I to spread my agenda.

A dark-mode social media timeline shows absurd posts from Jeff the Killer, Slenderman, a cow, and a Spinosaurus. The joke is that the timeline is “cooked” because fictional horror characters and animals are posting strangely mundane or hostile opinions, including a dinosaur denying it would use AI for propaganda. This is sent as a reaction to an extremely chaotic, cursed, or bizarre social media feed. EN: A dark-mode social media timeline shows absurd posts from Jeff the Killer, Slenderman, a cow, and a Spinosaurus. The joke is that the timeline is “cooked” because fictional horror characters and animals are posting strangely mundane or hostile opinions, including a dinosaur denying it would use AI for propaganda. This is sent as a reaction to an extremely chaotic, cursed, or bizarre social media feed.

• @eternalclassic / 83960 2026-02-25