Battery Getting Stretch Marks

Text on the meme

My battery is getting so big and strong. How do I prevent stretch marks THUNDERBOLT solar POISON / DANGER

What it means

A large black battery is photographed outdoors beneath a post saying, “My battery is getting so big and strong. How do I prevent stretch marks?” The joke personifies the swollen battery as a growing bodybuilder worried about human-style stretch marks, so it works as an absurd reaction to something expanding dramatically.

Objects

large battery / большая батарея black plastic casing / чёрный пластиковый корпус battery handle / ручка батареи red terminal cover / красная крышка клеммы black terminal cover / чёрная крышка клеммы warning label / предупреждающая этикетка gravel / гравий dirt / земля dry leaves / сухие листья outdoor ground / земля на улице