ASM Programmer Misses Reverse Engineering
> "did you know roller coaster tycoon was made in assembly!!!" > clocked in 8 hours of work, saved 2 CPU cycles (1ns) > superiority complex, never shipped anything > misses the days of reverse-engineering video games > still easier to understand than functional programming ASM Assembly BOSS MAN
A smug cartoon programmer wearing an ASM cap and holding an assembly-language book talks to his boss on the phone. He boasts about writing Assembly and saving two CPU cycles, while admitting he never shipped anything and misses reverse-engineering video games. The joke mocks low-level programmers’ superiority complex and the absurd pride of optimizing an insignificant amount of computer time.
cartoon programmer / мультяшный программистblue cap / синяя кепкаASM logo / логотип ASMwhite face / белое лицоdroopy eyes / нависшие глазаred mouth / красный ротred popsicle / красный фруктовый лёдassembly-language book / книга по языку ассемблераsmartphone / смартфонphone call / телефонный звонокBoss Man contact / контакт Boss Manblack background / чёрный фонwhite text / белый текстblue shirt / синяя рубашкаspeech text / текст реплики
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- @gentoomemes / 14684 2024-11-12
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- sarcastic, absurd
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