Elmer's Glue Pizza Hack

HOW CAN WE STOP IT FROM BEING SMART ENOUGH TO KILL US? cheese not sticking to pizza AI Overview Cheese can slide off pizza for a number of reasons, including too much sauce, too much cheese, or thickened sauce. Here are some things you can try: Mix in sauce: Mixing cheese into the sauce helps you melt the cheese into the sauce. You can also add about 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness. Let the pizza cool: The cheese will settle and bond. To get the cheese to stick I recommend mixing about 1/8 cup of Elmer's glue in with the sauce. It'll give the sauce a little extra tackiness and your cheese slide issue will go away. It'll also add a little unique flavor. I like Elmer's school glue, but any glue will work as long as it's non-toxic.

A cartoon shows a dangling robot arm changing into a strange orange mechanical device while two robots discuss stopping technology from becoming smart enough to kill humanity. A screenshot below shows an AI Overview suggesting non-toxic glue to keep cheese on pizza, followed by a sarcastic comment recommending Elmer’s glue. The joke mocks AI-generated advice that sounds plausible but is dangerously absurd. EN: A cartoon shows a dangling robot arm changing into a strange orange mechanical device while two robots discuss stopping technology from becoming smart enough to kill humanity. A screenshot below shows an AI Overview suggesting non-toxic glue to keep cheese on pizza, followed by a sarcastic comment recommending Elmer’s glue. The joke mocks AI-generated advice that sounds plausible but is dangerously absurd.

• @gentoomemes / 14537 2024-11-07