FBI Hacker Gets Trolled by Clippy

>be me >world's greatest hacker >#1 on FBI's most wanted list >but they can't track me down because I always delete my browser history >just got done hacking entire internet >how every user in the world gets redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com >epic lulz >one of my hackerbros messages me on AIM >tells me that 420_1337_h4x0r_420, my #1 hackerbro, has been arrested >they were able to backtrace his IP because he forgot to browse on incognito mode >word on the street is he's already ratted me out >look out window >FBI helicopters circling overhead >hah! those bastards don't know who they're dealing with >open up internet explorer >get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com >oh yeah, forgot about that >run disableblackpeoplemeet.exe >now it's time for some world class hacking >go to fbi.gov/hack >fuck, there's a password >something appears on the bottom right corner of my screen >it's that goddamn talking paperclip >"it looks like you're trying to hack the FBI. would you like help?" >"fuck off clippy, i'm trying to work here" >"it looks like you're trying to hack the FBI. would you-" >click little fucker just to make him shut up >clippy gives me the password >guess he's not so bad after all >now that i'm in, i go to fbi.gov/hack/helicopters >"Congratulations, hacker! you now have full control of the FBI's helicopters! what would you like them to do?" >"A) turn left B) turn right C) ascend D) descend E) explode" >go with option E >BOOM, baby >flaming helicopters fall from the sky >mfw

A smug teenage-looking hacker boasts in a 4chan greentext story about evading the FBI, but his elaborate scheme is repeatedly undermined by browser redirects and Clippy helping him hack the FBI. He chooses to make the helicopters explode, ending with flaming helicopters falling from the sky; the meme is used for absurd overconfidence, chaotic escalation, and a ridiculous fictional victory. EN: A smug teenage-looking hacker boasts in a 4chan greentext story about evading the FBI, but his elaborate scheme is repeatedly undermined by browser redirects and Clippy helping him hack the FBI. He chooses to make the helicopters explode, ending with flaming helicopters falling from the sky; the meme is used for absurd overconfidence, chaotic escalation, and a ridiculous fictional victory.

• @gentoomemes / 14282 2024-10-25