Orbital Laser Settings

AirDrop Contacts Only Wi-Fi Not Connected Cellular Data On Bluetooth On Personal Hotspot Not Discoverable VPN Off Orbital Laser Ready

A parody iPhone connectivity settings screen lists normal options like AirDrop, Wi‑Fi, Bluetooth, hotspot, and VPN, but adds “Orbital Laser” with the status “Ready.” The joke is that an absurdly powerful weapon is treated like an ordinary phone connection setting, making this useful as a reaction to exaggerated preparedness or overkill. EN: A parody iPhone connectivity settings screen lists normal options like AirDrop, Wi‑Fi, Bluetooth, hotspot, and VPN, but adds “Orbital Laser” with the status “Ready.” The joke is that an absurdly powerful weapon is treated like an ordinary phone connection setting, making this useful as a reaction to exaggerated preparedness or overkill.

• @gentoomemes / 14258 2024-10-24