Agile Scrum Snake Oil

>be mba >think engineers are too slow at delivering >buy the agile scrum snake oil >integrate SAFe >engineers now have 5 hours of meetings/day >nothing gets shipped anymore

A blurry white cat yawns dramatically on a bed beneath a post mocking corporate Agile practices. The joke is that adopting MBA-driven Agile, Scrum, and SAFe processes supposedly meant to speed up engineering instead creates endless meetings and prevents anything from being shipped; this is shared as a sarcastic reaction to bureaucratic workplace culture. EN: A blurry white cat yawns dramatically on a bed beneath a post mocking corporate Agile practices. The joke is that adopting MBA-driven Agile, Scrum, and SAFe processes supposedly meant to speed up engineering instead creates endless meetings and prevents anything from being shipped; this is shared as a sarcastic reaction to bureaucratic workplace culture.

• @gentoomemes / 14188 2024-10-21