Average Hike in 2030

POV: your average hike in 2030

A quiet forest hike begins with a small deer-like figure, then reveals a towering black robotic goat carrying a chainsaw. Patrick Bateman watches with a blank, increasingly resigned expression as the loud motorcycle-like engine and mechanical roar turn an ordinary nature walk into a dystopian nightmare. The joke imagines future outdoor recreation becoming absurdly dangerous and is used as a reaction to technological dystopia, environmental collapse, or a bizarre escalation. EN: A quiet forest hike begins with a small deer-like figure, then reveals a towering black robotic goat carrying a chainsaw. Patrick Bateman watches with a blank, increasingly resigned expression as the loud motorcycle-like engine and mechanical roar turn an ordinary nature walk into a dystopian nightmare. The joke imagines future outdoor recreation becoming absurdly dangerous and is used as a reaction to technological dystopia, environmental collapse, or a bizarre escalation.

• @sbunem / 138885 2026-10-02