Kobert the Cat Not Guilty

AFTER A 7 HOUR JURY DELIBERATION THEY’VE COME TO A DECISION KOBERT THE CAT: NOT GUILTY BREAKING NEWS KOBERT THE CAT: NOT GUILTY 12:12 JURY DEEMS KOBERT NOT GUILTY OF TAX FRAUD AND EVASION

An unimpressed orange tabby cat is presented in a fake breaking-news report announcing that Kobert the Cat has been found not guilty of tax fraud and evasion after a seven-hour jury deliberation. The joke treats an ordinary cat like a criminal defendant and uses dramatic courtroom and news language as an absurd reaction to the cat’s serious expression. EN: An unimpressed orange tabby cat is presented in a fake breaking-news report announcing that Kobert the Cat has been found not guilty of tax fraud and evasion after a seven-hour jury deliberation. The joke treats an ordinary cat like a criminal defendant and uses dramatic courtroom and news language as an absurd reaction to the cat’s serious expression.

• @eternalclassic / 83189 2026-02-10