Dexter Kills Everyone Around Him
>literally everyone who antagonises him dies in 1 day >everyone who suspects him dies >everyone he loves dies or leaves >captain who arrests him dies the next day >"OH WOW I WONDER WHO KILLED ALL THESE PEOPLE" Who writes this dogshit?
The image shows three versions of Dexter Morgan, with the central Dexter posing dramatically and the other two appearing beside him. The text lists how everyone who opposes, suspects, arrests, or loves Dexter ends up dead or gone, then mocks the obviousness of a captain wondering who killed them. It is sent as a sarcastic reaction to implausible writing and blatant plot logic. EN: The image shows three versions of Dexter Morgan, with the central Dexter posing dramatically and the other two appearing beside him. The text lists how everyone who opposes, suspects, arrests, or loves Dexter ends up dead or gone, then mocks the obviousness of a captain wondering who killed them. It is sent as a sarcastic reaction to implausible writing and blatant plot logic.
- @eternalclassic / 82848 2026-02-03
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