ICE Agents and Accordion People
BREAKING: I’m hearing that ICE agents are dropping anvils on illegals, flattening the illegals into accordion shapes the illegals are then re-inflating themselves by sticking their thumbs in their mouths & blowing, only to be flattened by a second anvil just demented shit
This is a fake breaking-news post describing ICE agents flattening people with anvils into accordion shapes, only for them to reinflate themselves and get flattened again. The joke is deliberately surreal, grotesque, and absurd, functioning as a reaction to something unbelievably deranged or chaotic.
text post / текстовый постblack background / чёрный фонwhite text / белый текстbreaking-news caption / подпись в стиле срочных новостейanvil / наковальняaccordion shape / форма аккордеонаthumbs / большие пальцыopen mouth / открытый ротinflated body / надутый человекflattened body / расплющенный человек
- @eternalclassic / 82723 2026-02-01
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- image
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- 800×593 · 76.5 KiB
- Mood
- surreal, dark
- Language
- en
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