Boomer Reports Buried Gold to FBI
Only a boomer could find a billion dollars worth of unregistered gold bullion and his first instinct is to inform the FBI. And then act surprised when they steal it. A Treasure Hunter Is Suing The FBI. Claiming He Alerted Them To 7 Tons Of Buried Civil War Gold. They Stole It In A Secret Over Night Dig. The Gold is Worth Just Over $1.2 billion Today.
A screenshot of social media posts jokes about a treasure hunter who allegedly found billions of dollars in buried Civil War gold, reported it to the FBI, and was then surprised when the FBI excavated and took it. The punchline mocks the stereotypical boomer reaction of trusting authorities and then being shocked by the predictable outcome.
social media post / публикация в соцсетиsmartphone screenshot / скриншот экрана смартфонаprofile avatar / аватар профиляverified badge / значок верификацииtext post / текстовая публикацияforest / лесleafless trees / деревья без листьевmuddy excavation site / грязное место раскопокyellow excavator / жёлтый экскаваторpeople digging / люди, ведущие раскопкиblack FBI jacket / чёрная куртка FBIburied treasure / закопанный кладgold bullion / золотые слиткиCivil War gold / золото времён Гражданской войны
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