Curly-Haired Bartender Review

fighting for my fucking life in the work gc because nobody else has curly hair. freaky ted why have you done this to me. Crazy bartender with the curly hair and that look on her face like she was ready to kill me and then herself: I will pay you extra to spit in my drink!!! You’re an absolute maniac and that was one HELL of a marg - blessings to your bloodline! Food: 5 | Service: 5 | Atmosphere: 5

A screenshot shows a person complaining in a work group chat about being the only coworker with curly hair, followed by a five-star review of a terrifying curly-haired bartender named Freaky Ted. The joke is that the reviewer’s exaggerated praise makes the bartender sound dangerous while still giving perfect ratings, turning an ordinary work anecdote into absurd praise. EN: A screenshot shows a person complaining in a work group chat about being the only coworker with curly hair, followed by a five-star review of a terrifying curly-haired bartender named Freaky Ted. The joke is that the reviewer’s exaggerated praise makes the bartender sound dangerous while still giving perfect ratings, turning an ordinary work anecdote into absurd praise.

• @eternalclassic / 82592 2026-01-29