Scripting Ain't for the Weak

WASD = walk Space = jump lmb = attack rmb = Block f = goon c = super goon Scripting ain’t for the weak 🥀 hackers = none Graphics = very good jiggle physics = yes jiggle physics = yes jiggle physics = yes jiggle physics = yes jiggle physics = yes jiggle physics = yes fps = alot bugs = none more People = yes

A mock video game settings or feature list proudly advertises basic controls, good graphics, repeated jiggle physics, many frames per second, no bugs, and more people, while admitting there are no hackers. The joke is the deliberately misspelled, low-effort development checklist and the absurd prioritization of jiggle physics over polished gameplay. It is used as a reaction to amateur game development, chaotic projects, or creators boasting about questionable features.

• @eternalclassic / 82380 2026-01-25