CBP Officer Explains Shooting

So I just shot you dead on the street. Here’s why: You aren't allowed to pull a gun on me.

A cartoon CBP officer stands over someone and presents a written explanation after shooting them dead in the street. The joke is the absurdly casual, bureaucratic justification for lethal force, used as a dark reaction to someone breaking a rule and facing an extreme consequence. EN: A cartoon CBP officer stands over someone and presents a written explanation after shooting them dead in the street. The joke is the absurdly casual, bureaucratic justification for lethal force, used as a dark reaction to someone breaking a rule and facing an extreme consequence.

• @eternalclassic / 82366 2026-01-25