Fat Parrot Warps Spacetime

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A diagram compares how the Sun, a neutron star, and a fat parrot bend a spacetime grid, with the parrot producing the most extreme distortion. The joke exaggerates the parrot’s mass as if its chonkiness were stronger than a neutron star, making it a reaction image for something absurdly heavy or powerful. EN: A diagram compares how the Sun, a neutron star, and a fat parrot bend a spacetime grid, with the parrot producing the most extreme distortion. The joke exaggerates the parrot’s mass as if its chonkiness were stronger than a neutron star, making it a reaction image for something absurdly heavy or powerful.

• @eternalclassic / 82353 2026-01-24