Finding Cockroach Eggs Everywhere

Finding these all over my house Solved! They're hard, but will crush if stood on. One side has a serrated ridge. Cockroach egg Fantastic.

A Reddit-style screenshot shows a close-up of a small dark object beside a millimeter ruler, presented as a cockroach egg found around the house. The joke is that the supposed egg is actually a harmless unidentified object, while the overly confident identification and the reply “Fantastic.” make the situation absurd. It is sent as a reaction to funny misidentifications and unsettling discoveries. EN: A Reddit-style screenshot shows a close-up of a small dark object beside a millimeter ruler, presented as a cockroach egg found around the house. The joke is that the supposed egg is actually a harmless unidentified object, while the overly confident identification and the reply “Fantastic.” make the situation absurd. It is sent as a reaction to funny misidentifications and unsettling discoveries.

• @eternalclassic / 81859 2026-01-15