Ewok Wants to Eat Stormtroopers

Leia: hey man don’t eat the stormtroopers we captured The Ewoks:

A wide-eyed white cat sits behind several large pieces of raw meat, with the captions “Leia: hey man don’t eat the stormtroopers we captured” and “The Ewoks:”. The joke refers to the Ewoks in Star Wars being portrayed as eager cannibals, reacting humorously to captured stormtroopers as if they were food. It is sent as an absurd reaction to someone being hungry or threatening to eat something they should not. EN: A wide-eyed white cat sits behind several large pieces of raw meat, with the captions “Leia: hey man don’t eat the stormtroopers we captured” and “The Ewoks:”. The joke refers to the Ewoks in Star Wars being portrayed as eager cannibals, reacting humorously to captured stormtroopers as if they were food. It is sent as an absurd reaction to someone being hungry or threatening to eat something they should not.

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