Pooping Like Ejaculating

Text on the meme

I wish pooping worked like ejaculating, whereby you had to sensually rub your anus for some period of time before the poop squirted out. Bro I JUST OPENED reddit

What it means

A dark Reddit screenshot shows an explicit post wishing that defecation required sensual stimulation before the poop came out, followed by a shocked comment from someone who has just opened Reddit. The joke is the absurdly sexual comparison and the commenter’s immediate regret at encountering it. EN: A dark Reddit screenshot shows an explicit post wishing that defecation required sensual stimulation before the poop came out, followed by a shocked comment from someone who has just opened Reddit. The joke is the absurdly sexual comparison and the commenter’s immediate regret at encountering it.

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Reddit post / пост на Reddit smartphone screenshot / скриншот смартфона black interface / чёрный интерфейс text post / текстовый пост comment section / раздел комментариев upvote arrow / стрелка голосования вверх downvote arrow / стрелка голосования вниз speech bubble icon / значок речевого облачка share icon / значок поделиться gift icon / значок подарка user avatars / аватары пользователей explicit content label / метка контента для взрослых