Staring at Mayo Instead of Getting Ready

POV: How I stare at that one random object at 6am instead of getting ready £2.99 HELLMANN'S REAL MAYONNAISE

A sleepy man sits wrapped in a blanket on the floor beside a bed, staring blankly at nothing before the camera cuts to a bottle of Hellmann’s mayonnaise on the rug. The joke is the relatable 6 a.m. habit of fixating on a completely random object instead of getting ready, made funnier by the dramatic dark electronic/phonk-like track “why r u calling me?” by trixrunner and the reveal of the mayonnaise as the object. EN: A sleepy man sits wrapped in a blanket on the floor beside a bed, staring blankly at nothing before the camera cuts to a bottle of Hellmann’s mayonnaise on the rug. The joke is the relatable 6 a.m. habit of fixating on a completely random object instead of getting ready, made funnier by the dramatic dark electronic/phonk-like track “why r u calling me?” by trixrunner and the reveal of the mayonnaise as the object.

♪ trixrunner — why r u calling me?

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