US Marines Daily Schedule

DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE CONFIRM Donald J. Trump US MARINE CORPS DAILY SCHEDULE 06:00 Wake up 07:00 Physical training 08:00 Breakfast 09:00 Invading Canada 12:00 Lunch 13:00 Capture of Ottawa 18:00 Taylor Swift Concert 21:00 Fireworks UNITED STATES SECRETARY OF DEFENCE L. AUSTIN

A fake official-looking U.S. Marine Corps daily schedule lists waking up, training, breakfast, invading Canada, capturing Ottawa, attending a Taylor Swift concert, and watching fireworks. The joke parodies military bureaucracy by treating an absurd invasion of Canada and a pop concert as routine daily activities, with signatures from Donald Trump and L. Austin making it look officially approved. EN: A fake official-looking U.S. Marine Corps daily schedule lists waking up, training, breakfast, invading Canada, capturing Ottawa, attending a Taylor Swift concert, and watching fireworks. The joke parodies military bureaucracy by treating an absurd invasion of Canada and a pop concert as routine daily activities, with signatures from Donald Trump and L. Austin making it look officially approved.

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