God Closes the Light Ticket

In the beginning, God created metrics, and usecases. And the usecases were void and empty, and an issue titled [Feature request] Add light was created; and the spirit of God opened the issue. And God said: Usecase for light? And the issue was tagged not actionable. And God saw that light was not a metric; and he closed the ticket.

A software-development parody of the Book of Genesis shows God creating a light feature request, questioning its use case, marking it “not actionable,” and closing the ticket. The joke mocks bureaucratic product management and developers rejecting work that lacks a measurable metric. EN: A software-development parody of the Book of Genesis shows God creating a light feature request, questioning its use case, marking it “not actionable,” and closing the ticket. The joke mocks bureaucratic product management and developers rejecting work that lacks a measurable metric.

• @gentoomemes / 13939 2024-10-09