The Ultimate Motivation Thread

>click click scroll >select board >scroll scroll scroll >click click scroll >scroll scroll scroll >leave thread >scroll scroll scroll >change board >scroll scroll scroll >see the thread I commented on went from 12 responses to 13 >click >go to bottom >the message was not addressed to me >close thread >scroll >change board >scroll scroll click >click click scroll >change board >scroll scroll scroll >get bored >go to /gif/ >look for that one webm with no source that is only posted once a month >"what am I doing? Yesterday I discovered the secret to life, the ultimate motivation. The 40 attempts before this were false, but I actually found it, and here I am watching porn again, a slave to pleasure" >click click scroll > >cooms* >"now I will turn my life around for good" >"but a bit more philosophy, a bit more discussion, that will do the trick..." >... >opens /lit/ >click click scroll >scroll scroll click

A 4chan user endlessly scrolls through boards, finds an insightful post about motivation, immediately returns to watching porn, and then starts browsing philosophy. The joke is the cycle of grand self-improvement plans collapsing back into distraction and habitual scrolling, making it a reaction to procrastination and lack of discipline. EN: A 4chan user endlessly scrolls through boards, finds an insightful post about motivation, immediately returns to watching porn, and then starts browsing philosophy. The joke is the cycle of grand self-improvement plans collapsing back into distraction and habitual scrolling, making it a reaction to procrastination and lack of discipline.

• @gentoomemes / 13908 2024-10-08