Greentext Becomes a Gnome

>make new ebussy thread on /g/ >laugh until I'm tired >go to sleep >wake up >this isn't my room >I'm on an operating table >my arms and legs are tied up >ebussy approaches >revs up chainsaw >"You don't need it" >saws my right arm off >blood gushes everywhere >unbearable pain >"What's the use case for this?" >saws off my dick >scream uncontrollably >"This situation is getting heated, I recommend slowing down" >pass out >... >wake up >"My work here is done" >lets me off the operating table >ebussy is so big now >he brings me a mirror >stare in awe >I am tiny >a red pointy hat is placed upon my head >I have become... a gnome

A 4chan-style green-text story shows a man waking up strapped to an operating table, where an ebussy amputates his arm and penis before shrinking him into a tiny gnome. The absurd punchline parodies escalating internet greentext narratives and is used as a surreal reaction to something bizarre, cursed, or inexplicably overcomplicated.

• @gentoomemes / 13904 2024-10-08