Pirating Isn't Stealing

If buying isn't owning, pirating isn't stealing. I sent an email to Adobe customer supporting letting them know that I'm changing the TOS and allowing myself to own all of their software at no cost. By accepting my email, they've agreed to the TOS, and in order to file a dispute, they need to send a certified letter weighing exactly 1.337oz and sealed with wax the exact color of my asshole. Failure to do so constitutes acceptance of my new TOS.

A fake social media post jokes that Adobe’s terms of service can be unilaterally rewritten by a customer, granting them ownership of all Adobe software for free. The absurd legalistic requirements—especially the precisely weighted letter and wax matching the poster’s asshole—mock piracy arguments and exploitative terms-of-service logic. EN: A fake social media post jokes that Adobe’s terms of service can be unilaterally rewritten by a customer, granting them ownership of all Adobe software for free. The absurd legalistic requirements—especially the precisely weighted letter and wax matching the poster’s asshole—mock piracy arguments and exploitative terms-of-service logic.

• @gentoomemes / 13696 2024-09-30