Programming Language Marriage Prospects

NICE TO MEET YOU. I AM REIKO KUJOU. MY FATHER IS WEALTHY, AND... UM... HE HAS PREPARED A BETROTHAL PRESENT OF 50 MILLION YEN. I WORK BEHIND THE SCENES IN FASHION ACCESSORIES. MIZUHO SHIRAKAWA, AGE 41. IN THE FUTURE, I WANT TO HAVE MY OWN SHOP. SO I WANT TO HURRY UP AND SETTLE DOWN. I LIKE MANGA... AND GAMES... I KNOW ABOUT THOSE KINDS OF THINGS. I'M MARIN ANDOU, 25 YEARS OLD. I LIKE NICE GUYS~ I LOVE LITTLE KIDS, AND I'D LIKE TO HAVE LOTS OF CHILDREN. OH, I'M A MOTHER OF TWO LITTLE ONES! SATSUKI HAYAKAWA, AGE 31. I WORK IN REAL ESTATE, IN OSAKA. MY INTERESTS ARE A BIT OF HORSE-RIDING AND JAPANESE DANCE. I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL AT KANSAI ACADEMY.

Four manga-style women introduce themselves with increasingly different personalities and life situations while representing Java, Python, JavaScript, and C++. The joke compares programming languages to exaggerated marriage-profile stereotypes, making it useful as a reaction to debates about language culture, age, complexity, or programmer preferences.

• @gentoomemes / 13385 2024-09-17