Bug Kissability Score

but thankfully lots of bugs can write in English. "Yes you may give me a kiss." "Mr. Boot, I hear you want an 8-legged smooch." Spider Scientific Order: Araneae Nickname: Damn Nature Kissability Score: Dr. Odum's Notes DO NOT TRY TO KISS THEM UPSIDE-DOWN! Most spiders have seen the Spider-Man movies and will consider this act unforgivably offensive. So no 5 lips out of 5 My Notes Kissed No poop to be seen but it did smell funky My Kissability Score (bubble in a rating from 1 to 5)

A man in the woods tests whether insects and other small creatures are willing to be kissed, using tiny written notes, a pacifier-like mouthpiece, and a homemade “kissability” scoring booklet. Bugs appear to answer in English, while the spider receives a mock scientific profile and earns a perfect score before the final note admits that it smelled funky. The joke turns an absurdly intimate encounter with insects into a serious dating or product-review format, making it useful as a bizarre reaction video. EN: A man in the woods tests whether insects and other small creatures are willing to be kissed, using tiny written notes, a pacifier-like mouthpiece, and a homemade “kissability” scoring booklet. Bugs appear to answer in English, while the spider receives a mock scientific profile and earns a perfect score before the final note admits that it smelled funky. The joke turns an absurdly intimate encounter with insects into a serious dating or product-review format, making it useful as a bizarre reaction video.

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