How to Touch a Woman's Boobs

How to touch a woman's boobs So the line I came up with is "I don't mean to be rude and I certainly don't want to be creepy, but (I gesture by bringing my hands up and cupping them around the breast area) are amazing." Then after she blushes and says thanks follow up with "I don't mean to be out of line, but would it be ok if I could have a feel?" So what do you think? What do I need to tweak to make it work?

A Reddit screenshot shows a post asking for advice on how to compliment a woman’s breasts and then ask to touch them. The joke is that the writer treats an obviously creepy and inappropriate pickup line as something that only needs minor tweaking to become acceptable, creating awkward absurdity. EN: A Reddit screenshot shows a post asking for advice on how to compliment a woman’s breasts and then ask to touch them. The joke is that the writer treats an obviously creepy and inappropriate pickup line as something that only needs minor tweaking to become acceptable, creating awkward absurdity.

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