Dinner With a Woman

Text on the meme

closest I'll ever get to having dinner with a woman

What it means

A calico cat sits beside a cheese pizza on a couch, humorously resembling someone having dinner with a woman. The joke is a self-deprecating reaction about being unable to get a romantic dinner date, settling instead for dinner next to a female cat.

Objects

calico cat / кошка черепахового окраса pizza / пицца couch / диван blanket / плед living room / гостиная cheese / сыр cat sitting / сидящая кошка round plate of food / круглая тарелка с едой