Private Ryan Full Auto Excuse
>have sks >Don't clean it ever >Inertia driven pin >Rack the firearm in my house one day >Slam fires the entire 10 round magazine into the wall on full auto >Get updated spring based firing pin next day Told the neighbor I was watching saving Private Ryan on full volume and promised to keep the noise down. You're my favorite anon today.
An anonymous imageboard user describes accidentally slam-firing an SKS rifle and emptying a 10-round magazine into the wall. He tells his neighbor he was watching Saving Private Ryan at full volume, and another anonymous user praises him for the excuse. The meme is used as an absurd reaction to a dangerous mishap or an implausibly clever cover story. EN: An anonymous imageboard user describes accidentally slam-firing an SKS rifle and emptying a 10-round magazine into the wall. He tells his neighbor he was watching Saving Private Ryan at full volume, and another anonymous user praises him for the excuse. The meme is used as an absurd reaction to a dangerous mishap or an implausibly clever cover story.
- @eternalclassic / 80179 2025-12-12
- Template
- greentext screenshot
- Type
- image
- Size
- 592×680 · 72.5 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, dark humor
- Language
- en
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