My Standards for 2026

gm here’s my standards for 2026: - IQ 130+ - dark triad light - feminist adjacent - between 6’1 and 6’3 - gym/BMI 21 - 23 - beard - likes all my tweets (on the inside) - goes to therapy (out of own free will) - does everything i want - cooks and cleans - loves plants - eats meat 🥩 - has his guy friends - buys me thoughtful things - takes care of me regularly - can solve a quadratic equation - knows how recursion works - maybe can raise a dog

A social media post lists an absurdly specific set of standards for an ideal male partner, combining personality traits, appearance, domestic skills, emotional maturity, intelligence, and obedience. The joke is that the requirements are exaggerated and contradictory, parodying dating standards and the idea of an impossibly perfect boyfriend. It is used as a humorous reaction to high expectations or an elaborate wishlist. EN: A social media post lists an absurdly specific set of standards for an ideal male partner, combining personality traits, appearance, domestic skills, emotional maturity, intelligence, and obedience. The joke is that the requirements are exaggerated and contradictory, parodying dating standards and the idea of an impossibly perfect boyfriend. It is used as a humorous reaction to high expectations or an elaborate wishlist.

• @eternalclassic / 80135 2025-12-11