SpongeBob Cologne Gets Three Compliments

Can't believe this sh*t! In disbelief! Got around 45 colognes. Range from Nautica Voyage to the higher end niche. Been decades and get the odd compliment on my Dior Sauvage or BDC. Got one strong compliment for my AF Fierce many years ago. But today.... Today I fucked around and used the SpongeBob cologne. Was feeling silly and thought it would be interesting. Smells generic. 3 compliments. Three. 2 girls by my desk, one my assistant. The 3rd was front desk lady. They all asked what the cologne was, they want to buy for their husband/dad for Xmas. Thinking about throwing my collection away at this point.

A person with a large collection of expensive and niche colognes decides to wear a generic SpongeBob fragrance for fun. Unexpectedly, three women compliment it and ask where to buy it as a Christmas gift, making the expensive collection seem pointless. The joke is the irony that the cheapest, silliest choice gets far more attention than the fragrances they value. EN: A person with a large collection of expensive and niche colognes decides to wear a generic SpongeBob fragrance for fun. Unexpectedly, three women compliment it and ask where to buy it as a Christmas gift, making the expensive collection seem pointless. The joke is the irony that the cheapest, silliest choice gets far more attention than the fragrances they value.

• @eternalclassic / 79853 2025-12-06