Microsoft Watches PowerShell Setup

microsoft watching me open powershell the second i finish setting my new laptop up

A helmeted astronaut-like figure looks tense and watchful beneath the caption about Microsoft watching someone open PowerShell immediately after setting up a new laptop. The joke exaggerates the feeling of being monitored by Microsoft when using its command-line tools, and works as a reaction to tech surveillance jokes or Windows-related paranoia. EN: A helmeted astronaut-like figure looks tense and watchful beneath the caption about Microsoft watching someone open PowerShell immediately after setting up a new laptop. The joke exaggerates the feeling of being monitored by Microsoft when using its command-line tools, and works as a reaction to tech surveillance jokes or Windows-related paranoia.

• @eternalclassic / 79510 2025-11-28