Landlord Berry Surveillance Ranking

NOTICE FROM LANDLORD AS YOU KNOW I PLACE FRESH BERRIES IN THE BERRY BOWL EACH MORNING FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. BERRY BOWL WELL DID YOU KNOW I USE AN AI CAMERA TO TRACK WHO TAKES WHICH FRUIT? DEVON 3 BLUE CARLEIGH 2 STRAW 1 GRAPE LAST MONTH RANKINGS Most Blueberries -- DEVON (56 blueberries) Most Grapes -- SHANNON (23 grapes) Most Plums -- OMAR (27 plums) Most Strawberries -- CHRIS (9 strawberry) NO ONE'S IN TROUBLE, I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THIS RANKING 🙂 I USE THE DATA TO KNOW WHICH BERRIES TO BUY. IT'S FINE FOR ME TO DO SO, IF YOU LIVE IN MY BUILDING I CAN USE YOUR DATA

A landlord posts a notice explaining that an AI camera tracks which tenants take berries from a communal berry bowl. The notice includes camera screenshots and a ranking of residents by the fruit they ate, then casually claims the data is only used to decide what berries to buy. The joke is the absurd invasion of privacy and the unsettlingly cheerful presentation of surveillance as a fun building activity. EN: A landlord posts a notice explaining that an AI camera tracks which tenants take berries from a communal berry bowl. The notice includes camera screenshots and a ranking of residents by the fruit they ate, then casually claims the data is only used to decide what berries to buy. The joke is the absurd invasion of privacy and the unsettlingly cheerful presentation of surveillance as a fun building activity.

• @gentoomemes / 12960 2024-08-24