Computer Specs Pickup Line

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Thu, 04 May Hey. :) 5' 11", 185 lbs toned, 8.5" long, 4.9" thick n cut. Wbu? 21:59 Intel Core 2 Duo 3.2 GHz, 4 GBs DDR3 RAM 1066 MHz, ATI Radeon x1950 Pro 256-Bit w/ 256MB GDDR3 VRAM. 512 GB Seagate HDD 5400 RPM. Delivered 22:08

What it means

A fake dating-app or text-message exchange shows one person bragging about their height, weight, physique, and penis size. The other person responds with an absurdly detailed list of outdated computer specifications, turning the sexual pickup line into a hardware comparison joke. EN: A fake dating-app or text-message exchange shows one person bragging about their height, weight, physique, and penis size. The other person responds with an absurdly detailed list of outdated computer specifications, turning the sexual pickup line into a hardware comparison joke.

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text message bubbles / текстовые сообщения smartphone chat interface / интерфейс чата на смартфоне blue message bubble / синее сообщение orange message bubble / оранжевое сообщение date header / заголовок с датой timestamp / отметка времени computer specifications / характеристики компьютера Intel Core 2 Duo processor / процессор Intel Core 2 Duo DDR3 RAM / оперативная память DDR3 ATI Radeon graphics card / видеокарта ATI Radeon Seagate hard drive / жёсткий диск Seagate dark background / тёмный фон