Workplace Profanity Translation Guide

DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE DEPARTMENT OF THE AIR FORCE SECURITY FORCES SQUADRON MEMORANDUM FOR [REDACTED] SES PERSONNEL FROM: [REDACTED] SFS/CC SUBJECT: Language in the Workplace 1. It has been brought to leadership's attention that some individuals are using language that is inappropriate in the work environment. Due to complaints from some of the more sensitive members, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. 2. Leadership does, however, realize the importance of open, honest communication between members. With this in mind, leadership has compiled the following substitution list. It is imperative that all members understand and memorize the list so proper exchange of information and ideas can flourish. OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE No fucking way I'm not certain that's feasible You've gotta be shitting me Really? Tell someone who gives a fuck Perhaps you should check with.. Ask me if I give a fuck Of course I'm concerned It's not my fucking problem I wasn't involved with the project What the fuck Interesting behavior Fuck it, it won't work I'm not certain we can implement this Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner I'll try to schedule that When the fuck do they expect me to do this Perhaps I can work late Who the fuck cares Are you sure this is a problem He's got his head up his ass He's not familiar with the process Eat shit You don't say Eat shit and die Excuse me Eat shit and die, mother-fucker Excuse me, sir What the fuck do they want from me They weren't happy with it Kiss my ass So you'd like my help with it Fuck it, I'm on salary I'm a bit overloaded at the moment Shove it up your ass I don't think you understand This job sucks I love the challenge Who the hell died and made you boss Would you want me to take care of this Blow me I see Blow yourself Do you see Another fucking meeting Yes, we should discuss this I really don't give a shit I don't think it'll be a problem He's a fucking retard He's a bit confused I fucking told you so I mentioned this once before

На изображении показан оформленный как официальный служебный меморандум документ ВВС США о «языке на рабочем месте». В таблице грубые и нецензурные фразы сопоставлены с вежливыми офисными заменами. Шутка в сатирическом переводе агрессивной рабочей брани на корпоративный язык, поэтому мем отправляют как реакцию на офисную дипломатию, совещания и пассивно-агрессивное общение.

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