Smartest Astronaut Floats Away

Smartest astronaut

A streamer plays a space-flight game, piloting a spacecraft through a bright blue tunnel before ending up drifting helplessly in open space. The caption calls him the “smartest astronaut,” making the accidental ejection or loss of control the joke. Dramatic music and gameplay sounds heighten the absurdity of the astronaut slowly floating away. EN: A streamer plays a space-flight game, piloting a spacecraft through a bright blue tunnel before ending up drifting helplessly in open space. The caption calls him the “smartest astronaut,” making the accidental ejection or loss of control the joke. Dramatic music and gameplay sounds heighten the absurdity of the astronaut slowly floating away.

Can you just get out of your ship while you do this? Bro, you can just walk around. This is fucking awesome. What if I go outside of my ship? What if I open the door? I just open the door in quantum space. Oh. Uh... Oops.

• @sbunem / 136894 2026-08-25