The Biggest /int/ Loser

ITT we determine the biggest /int/ loser. I'll start: >be me >30 years old >live with grandma >maintained by mother >no job, skipping college >no car >no gf, no female friends (the only one I talked to since high school stopped talking to me after I told her to have sex with me) >no aspirations >used to be actually good academically in high school and first years of college but fell into a depressive spiral and pretty much torpedoed my career and started skipping >spend my days shitposting, gooning to anything in danbooru/gelbooru foot_focus tag, playing vidya and watching anime >my few friends (from high school) are slowly distancing away from me because they got jobs and gfs, we rarely play together now >mentally unable to relate or get close to other people, prefer being alone even if it means rotting alone in my room >no confidence >balded at 20 >virgin in a free sexo country (lol, lmao) you win

Скриншот анонимного поста на имиджборде: автор перечисляет крайне неудачные обстоятельства своей жизни, а в ответ получает короткое «you win». Шутка строится на саркастическом соревновании в том, кто является самым большим неудачником, причём саморазоблачение рассказчика настолько чрезмерное, что он «побеждает» без конкуренции. EN: A screenshot of an anonymous imageboard post where the author lists an absurdly bleak set of life circumstances and receives the brief reply “you win.” The joke is a sarcastic competition over who is the biggest loser, with the narrator’s oversharing being so extreme that he wins without competition.

• @eternalclassic / 79133 2025-11-21