Linux Guys Hold That Beer
People: Yeah, this is why should never use windows. Only use Linux. Crowdstrike: We already made the linux guys hold that beer. Kernel panic observed after booting 5.14.0-427.13.1.el9_4.x86_64 by falcon-sensor process. SOLUTION VERIFIED - Updated June 4 2024 at 5:27 AM - English Issue • eBPF program causes kernel panic on kernels 5.14.0-410+. • Below is an example of a kernel panic on the falcon-sensor process, observed after booting on kernel version 5.14.0-427.13.1.el9_4.x86_64. Raw [ 462.396258] BUG: unable to handle page fault for address: fff9a4bdbf0f2d88 [ 462.396291] #PF: supervisor write access in kernel mode [ 462.396309] #PF: error_code(0x0002) -
A screenshot of a social media post jokes that Linux users avoid Windows because it is unstable, while CrowdStrike has supposedly caused Linux users to experience a kernel panic. The embedded support page shows a verified issue involving the Falcon sensor and an eBPF-related kernel panic, making the punchline a reversal of the usual Linux-versus-Windows superiority joke. It is sent as a reaction to software failures, system crashes, or ironic claims that Linux is always reliable.
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- @gentoomemes / 12423 2024-07-20
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